its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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