Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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