last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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