shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
