Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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