i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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