when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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