We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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