i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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