Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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