No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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