I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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