He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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