Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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