I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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