I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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