ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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