You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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