I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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