i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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