Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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