Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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