I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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