ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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