We're facebook friends in real life
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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