help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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