we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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