Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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