my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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