My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.