please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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