brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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