Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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