Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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