you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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