i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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