so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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