just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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