He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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