marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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