Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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