After last night, I could never be a politician.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We need to get me chipped asap
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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