she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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