The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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