So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.