hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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