Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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