He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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