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got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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