So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I AM VODKA MAN
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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