FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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