Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
