I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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