Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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