What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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