Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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