Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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