I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.