well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.