Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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